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Do You Remember The First Time?
The Rodentia do.
Arcade Machines Are Shit
Ahchay throws his toys out of the pram
Amiga Power
Mamemeister waits up to 28 days
Thanks Nicola
Mamemeister goes straight to the top
The Other Type of Emulation Addict
Dio plays games
Living Room Gamer
Mogwins gets comfortable
Where we're going, we don't need a PC!
Ahchay strips it back to the metal
Sensi Rodent Cup
Our sports correspondant, Motty, gets excited.
Confessions of an Achievement Whore
Kentish gets distracted
Confessions of an Achievement Whore
Ahchay reexamines his motives
Bismark 330BHP Forza Championship
TwistedScrote lines up for round 2
Gameathon
Puffle gets slap happy
Emulation
Fuseball gets to the heart of the matter
Champion Baseball
Maibock has a ball
Wii Fit
Koworld has better things to do
Pro Evo Wii
Standing room only for romanista
Patapon
Ahchay don't got rhythm
Beautiful Katamari
PaulEMoz goes shopping
Mario Kart Wii
Ahchay gets Deja Vu
Professor Layton
Ahchay turns tricks for coins
Fren-ze
Oddbob gets ex-cited
Image of the Month
Emulation everywhere

Stu Dogg

 

Stu Dogg
[On Final Fantasy] "The only Final Fantasy game i played was FF7. i played it and enjoyed it until one moment. one boss had me stumped for years. every time i tried to beat him every attack missed or took 7 damage even after the over elaborate attack where you nuke the world and send a million dead pigeons raining down on the enemies. After a year i was told that i should use healing attacks on him. tried it failed it over and over and over and blah blah blah shit pancakes. after leaving the game for another year i tried again. i had long since forgotten the story and even the characters names or why there are all fighting a half chicken half thumb. failed again and all i used was healing attacks. The only thing i could think of doing was taking the disc out and scratching the boss right off the game. the game never worked again but i feel i won the war."

TwistedScrote

 

TwistedScrote
[On starting a new job] "In other embarassing news, today was my first day back at work after 'resting' for seven weeks.
Guess who woke up at 12.30 in the afternoon?
One embarrassed phonecall to my boss, luckily I've known him for sixteen years, and worked with him twice before and everythings ok, I've got my mummy dearest ringing me non-stop tomorrow morning to make sure I don't have any problems this time. Annoyingly, I woke up to find the alarm next to me on the pillow. I'd obviously woken up and turned it off. I have no memory of that at all."

KidCasio

 

KidCasio
[on pets] "We got a puppy on Saturday and he's fucking ace. He's a Cocker Spaniel called Cooper. I'd post some pictures but my card reader is packed away along with everything else at the moment.
At the moment he's pissing everywhere. We thought he was getting better when he did a couple of wees where he's supposed to but now I reckon he's purposefully doing it in other places so that I stand in it. And he did a poo this morning that was really smelly, made worse by the fact I had to pick the thing up as well - I'm sure the added sense of touch heightens the sense of smell."

We proudly present Rodent's world famous bid to list the top 5 of everything in the world.

Ely
Top 5 - Threads on emulation.com
Roms?
Were R ROMz?

Download ROM?

Help! Plz! ROM Request!!!!!?

Free Porn her!

 
 

Deep Silver
We love fren-ze - you will too!

 
 

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What witchcraft is this?

Remember the mid-90's? We were all excited about new consoles from Sega and Nintendo, the Playstation was just about to make videogaming 'cool' and strange people in bedrooms everywhere were quietly planning a revolution...

Yes, it's the emulation issue. Emulation may be old hat now - your phone can probably run MAME - but it wasn't always like that. Join us as we look back on a dozen years that have changed the way we play videogames.

There's too much to go into detail here, click on things, read, enjoy and we'll see you next(ish) month.

Yes, we know the issue is late, we could have had it out three months ago if we're honest, but we were too busy playing games and getting on with that 'life' thing we read about on the internet. Sorry about that.

Chris Ahchay, Editor - April 2008

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