By Royal Appointment.
It seems that no-one under the age of 50 likes the British monarchy. Maybe it’s because of the fact that they could easily use their wealth and influence to better the country whose very bowels they have infested for generations like majestic aristocratic tapeworms, but instead they leech our vital fluids to fund their gin-soaked opulence.
Tourists flock to laugh at our anachronistic legacy of times gone by. Times when the people thought that electricity was the magic of the witch of Wookey Hole. We’ll never get them out of our face, and never stop hearing about their pitifully banal yet charmed lives.
So, this month we asked you to knock up a few Royal-related images, and never in a million years could we have predicted the vitriol and distain expressed in each effort. It brought a tear of joy to our collective puffy eyes. Off with the head of my usual blabby commentary. Just let them eat cack…
Gold Medal – just to get the ball rolling
Silver Medal – style and substance, baby.
Bronze Medal – Cheeky Charlie!
And the best of a great bunch…
We love these leftfield ones
Emster & Roaster
I’m Henry the Eighth I am I am!
Is that a shuffle round his neck.
A cad and a bounder no less
I don’t know what the Queen was so upset about, we fucking paid for it!
I wouldn’t even trust them with a catapult.
and an actual in-game screenshot…
Koworld – one hell-bound gentleman.
Peek n Poke Lee
It’ll be one Hull of a wedding.
Do the right thing and abdicate, is it?
Hail to the Duke, baby!
Like his Mum would let him out on a bike.
Steal Tupperware to your hearts content
Can’t argue with that
A nice debut effort from Liminal.
Lord Archer of Weston-super-Mare, eh? I don’t remember voting for him.
Yak advises me that it’s a male horse. Charlie doesn’t mind, he’ll ride side saddle.
Andy. He’s the one that’s not gay or Charles isn’t he?
Bishi Bashi Taxpayers’ Cashi
How fucking clever is this one?
Hats off, Dio!
Oof. Another candidate for the high-speed hell lift!
Wakka Wakka Wakka!
Split personalities? Red Faction? Someone’s not telling the truth.
Royal Water sports; are there any depths to which our readers won’t stoop?
Hehe, it’s like the royal equivalent of being made to smoke the whole packet.
Beta Karra Tene
I didn’t think the Master Race were ginger?
Join our prince on his quest for public acceptance. Charlie, don’t get above your station now.
He’ll never live that one down.
Wills, Britney said she’d give you one, and you said no. You’ll never be my King.
A ‘joint’ effort.
The huge number of entries this month meant that some got left behind in their originating thread. Frankly the fantastic output of but one man, Matt, would make a piss-funny thread all on their own. You can browse through them here…
Next month, the Image of the Month challenge shall be entitled:
Rock ‘n’ Roll, maaaaan!
When musicians get mixed up with games.
Post your entries to the Image of the Month thread in our glorious forums, or email it to imageofthemonth@NOSPAMgmail.com removing the NOSPAM bit of course.
Don’t forget the image dimension guidelines:
Portrait images: 360pxls wide max
Landscape images: 440pxls wide max